July92014

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

(via mini--munch)

10PM
ofmiceandsammeh:

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO WENT TO WARPED TOUR IN TORONTO ON FRIDAY JULY 4TH: THIS IS HANNAH BATTY, A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAS NOT RETURNED HOME AND IS CURRENTLY MISSING. SHE WAS LAST SEEN AT AROUND 8PM AT THE ONTARIO PLACE GROUNDS. 
"She is white, five-foot-five and 115 pounds with brown eyes and long hair that is dyed blue. She was last seen wearing a black tank top, blue denim cut-off shorts and black Vans sneakers.She also has stretchers in her earlobes, police said."
IF ANYONE AT ALL REMEMBERS SEEING OR MEETING HER OR HAS ANY RELEVANT AND USEFUL INFORMATION PLEASE CALL POLICE AT 416-808-2200 OR CRIME STOPPERS AT  416-222-TIPS (8477). 
IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE FULL STORY PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE ON CP 24 http://www.cp24.com/news/missing-teen-last-seen-at-ontario-place-police-1.1903666 
GUYS I DON’T ASK A LOT BUT THIS GIRL IS MISSING PLEASE HELP US FIND HER.

ofmiceandsammeh:

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO WENT TO WARPED TOUR IN TORONTO ON FRIDAY JULY 4TH: THIS IS HANNAH BATTY, A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAS NOT RETURNED HOME AND IS CURRENTLY MISSING. SHE WAS LAST SEEN AT AROUND 8PM AT THE ONTARIO PLACE GROUNDS. 

"She is white, five-foot-five and 115 pounds with brown eyes and long hair that is dyed blue. She was last seen wearing a black tank top, blue denim cut-off shorts and black Vans sneakers.She also has stretchers in her earlobes, police said."

IF ANYONE AT ALL REMEMBERS SEEING OR MEETING HER OR HAS ANY RELEVANT AND USEFUL INFORMATION PLEASE CALL POLICE AT 416-808-2200 OR CRIME STOPPERS AT  416-222-TIPS (8477). 

IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE FULL STORY PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE ON CP 24 http://www.cp24.com/news/missing-teen-last-seen-at-ontario-place-police-1.1903666 

GUYS I DON’T ASK A LOT BUT THIS GIRL IS MISSING PLEASE HELP US FIND HER.

(via pureironimpala)

July52014

the-cheeseburger-has-spoken:

sopranish:

!EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!

It’s MONDAY night 6/16. HELP?

MY PARENTS ASSAULTED ME tonight. Both. My dad sided with my drunk delusional mother. Pics- my neck (screwdriver), stomach (stove), head (surgical procedures last week).

My surgeon will check me in the morning: I was just in the hospital for two weeks including two procedures in my brain.  I’m very ill (and life has been generally rough).

I MUST STAY NEAR THE HOSPITAL FOR OUTPATIENT TESTS AND PROCEDURES THIS WEEK. They can’t house me. And I’m mid-moving, waiting on building and City bureaucracy (yes lease signed in April. Subsidy/building messiness).

DISABLED SHELTERS ARE FULL. Friends can’t help (‘cuz of my needs). I got the cheapest Disabled-Accessible hotel room. It’s still too expensive- one night will overdraw my account (just fixed). A friend donated tonight (Monday). I also need FOOD (used ebt for house), and RIDES to.

PLEASE HELP??? I’m sick, alone here, broke, and desperate:

If you can DONATE: my PayPal is LartPourLartNow@gmail.com

If you know any Non-Profits etc with Emergency Funding message me. (CT/NYC metro areas)

IF YOU CARE, PLEASE REBLOG, IMMEDIATELY AND OFTEN?? 

Tumblr has helped me too much and I’m sorry and ashamed. But when you’re this sick and in this bad a situation, apparently you try anything and sacrifice pride.

It’s the middle of the night. 3:43am Tuesday. I wouldn’t be posting this for no reason. Tumblr’s helped me too much and I’m ashamed. But when you’re this sick and this screwed, apparently you try anything. I’ll set this to keep reposting while I’m at doctors tomorrow (sorry!). AND HEY, silver lining, I’m trying to stay alive like some of you’ve told me!

PLEASE HELP AND SPREAD THE WORD IF YOU CAN? THANK YOU!

[in pics- these and others already started to bruise. First one- yes it was bleeding. That raised line is part of the implant from brain to abdomen. Second- that’s a burn, then bruise. Third- couldn’t get the punctures clear in mirror, but that’s shaved]

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

(via bringmethewillgraham)

July22014
June292014

stormbornforever:

rockuzan:

His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.

Jesus I think I just had a heart attack

(via sarahbbaby)

June282014
June22014

ranetree:

xanthene:

skypride:

How a blind girl sees the world. Very cute video.

How precious c:

reblogging again because wow cutie

This video does with images what I hope to be able to one day to with words.

(Source: dandy-prince, via carry-on-my-wayward-gays)

May282014

whitebeltwriter:

kurainova:

pekourl:

hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them

So fucking true.

Day 372 of Assignment: I have successfully infiltrated the heterosexual organization. They suspect nothing.

(via castielwillavengesherlock)

May232014

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

(via suit-and-bowtie)

May172014

breadstick-peen:

Accurate representation of Australia’s prime minister

(Source: unt1tled-07, via uhmheymyblog)

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